We all have compulsion that certify in ways we ’re not mindful of . In the case of media conglomerate Bloomberg , it seems its editorial squad is completely infatuated with the millennials , this new generation of 18- to 34 - year - old who refuse to play by the convention of the Olds . After reviewing tons and lashings of article by a variety of Bloomberg writers , Gizmodo has one interrogative sentence : Which millennial hurt you , Bloomberg ? Here ’s just a small selection of the site ’s millennian reporting over the past three years :
“ Millennials Are n’t Cheap , They ’re Thrifty ”
“ Can Millennials Handle Criticism ? ”
“ Are Millennials Financially Screwed ? ”
“ British Millennials ‘ Collateral legal injury ’ ”
“ What Do teen and Millennials Think Is Cool ? ”
“ Democracy Turns Off Millennials . It Does n’t Have To . ”
“ What Millennials Are Doing Right — and Wrong — About Retirement ”
“ Why Are So Many Millennials Still in the Basement ? ”
“ Prenups for Ideas Are All the furor With Millennials ”
“ Have Millennials Made Quitting More Common ? ”
“ business sector Is uncollectible ? Blame the Millennials ”
“ NBC ’s $ 12 Billion Olympics Bet Stumbles , Thanks to Millennials ”
“ Coffee Loving Millennials Push Demand to a Record ”
“ Millennials Are Pretty Cocky About Their Investing Skills ”
“ What Great Gatsby Can instruct Millennials ”
“ Show a Little Pride , Millennials ”
“ How to Keep Millennials From Getting Bored and Quitting ”
“ Survey : Are You Ready For Another Millennial sight ? ”
“ Media Companies Overthinking Millennial Viewing Habits ? ”
“ Americans Are Dying Faster , Millennials Too ”
“ Millennials : You Ca n’t Afford a Startup . Time to Get a Job ”
“ Sorry Millennials , We ’re Out of the Jobs You require ”
“ Young Americans Giving Up on get Rich ”
“ It ’s Been a Rough Coming of Age in the New Century ”
“ Give Millennials a Bailout ”
“ The Misery of Mentoring Millennials ”
“ Millennials Did n’t contrive Living With the ‘ Rents ”
“ Hey Millennials . You Got a Raw Deal . Get Over It . ”
And here ’s what Bloomberg really has to say about these get Youngs :
“ Let goof your theme about what you ’re entitled to . You ’ve never seen such a pack of complainer as my b - school day class when we all got laid off and had to bump new jobs that bear less than the ones we ’d been expecting . ”
“ Millennials willhave to go seven years longer or save twice as much in ordering to inhabit as well in retirement as their parents . But take spunk millennials ! The adopt video should make you feel better . ” ( Spoiler alert : the TV did n’t make me finger proficient . )
“ Millennials don’twant to work in sales , reports the Wall Street Journal . They remember it ’s exploitative . They also detest the idea of variable compensation ; they want a nice , unshakable job where the company carry the risk , not the worker . ”
“ Reports arein from managers across the country that Millennials are not quick , and in many cases not capable , to hear about their shortcomings . ”
“ Younger workersseem less respectful of more experienced co-worker and do n’t palpate compelled to play along in the same path as their superiors . ”
“ More peopleare get out their job , and disloyal young hoi polloi may have something to do with that . ” Or maybe it ’s because the olds detest us …
“ What ideasdo you have for save honest , constructive feedback to Millennial employees ? ” So glad you asked . This is some common advice I also give men when approach a woman they ’re concerned in : deal us like real people .
“ Millennials aren’tso screwball about your tweets . ” I see no Trygve Lie .
“ It ’s normalfor millennials to say “ s — ” and “ f — ” at work . ” Shit . Fuck .
“ Your task , member of the Class of 2015 , is to handle disagreement , pain and offensive activity better than we did — and , in so doing , make Nick Carraway proud . ”
“ Millennials ’ seeminglyunquenchable thirstiness for coffee is helping to press worldwide demand to a record just as supplies are tightening . ” Always get ta find fault the millennials .
“ The behaviorand attitudes of masses senesce 18 - 34 have been scrutinized every which agency . ” You ’re telling me , buddy .
Gizmodo has reached out to Bloomberg to inquire which millennial pain them . We will update the berth when we get a response .
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