Have you been wondering what Greta Van Susteren has been up to since she stop her brief stint as a MSNBC host ? Well no matter , she ’s been working on a loopy app that seems to be called good-for-nothing .
The anchor - turned - developer announce Sorry this morning in a foresightful , bizarre , flow - of - consciousnessFacebook postfilled with random capitalisation and unenviable asides .
“ SNAPCHAT AND INSTAGRAM are about to get some rival ! This will be fun and hopefully get us all intellection … . ” Van Susteren train off before cracking her knuckle joint and rev back up again . “ Chances are you may need my unexampled APP ( at least once in a while ) or cognise someone who does ask it ( and maybe more than once in a while ! ) I live I have needed this APP . ”
Van Susteren run low on to explain she has been developing the app ( APP ? ) for more than a year , since she leave Fox in September 2016 . “ I never dreamed that I could in reality make it a realism .. me , an APP ? ”
Yes , you ! dream really do occur true . Van Susteren seems beyond worked up that her APP is finally “ come NOVEMBER 14 to the APP STORE ! ” But perhaps not as excited as her hubby . As Van Susteren spell :
[ I]t has been fun working on it even when my husband has teased me when I have not been at my beneficial , saying “ you need the app ” which then make us both laugh … and all is well . Yes , you experience “ you ’ve got mail ” well … I am hoping people will start saying “ you need the APP ” ( but in honest heart . )
What we know about the APP come from Van Susteren herself . She say she does n’t want to give away too many details yet , and “ more features will roll out over time . ” But what she does share about the functionality of the APP only head to more questions .
You will get to ‘ accept or reject ’ apologies from a friend ( kept secret between you and your friend ) or ‘ accept or reject ’ excuse of public figures which we ALL get to see and vote to take or freeze off . We all get to see what others cerebrate about take or reject of public apologies when we see the figure wheel in on those very public apologies . Eg , think if you and everyone else got to vote ‘ accept or reject ’ when Kathy Griffin rationalise ? Was it enough ? or not ? And how would she know if her apology was take without the right to vote counter ? Or how about when a transmission line news web rationalize for a blunder ? A pol for cheating on a spouse ? Dove Soap for that commercial ? Even India ’s biggest airline is apologizing today . It is just endless … But that is just a prickteaser …
No , Mr. Creepy Cheating Senator , I do n’t accept your apology for cheating on your spouse . Tap - tap : The APPoteriat have speak ! Be last , sir !
God , I ca n’t wait until November 14 . perhaps this APP will deliver us . peradventure it was Van Susteren ’s fate to get bring up from cable news so she could create the One True APP that will carry America through one of its blue minute .
Here ’s the unknown and beautiful screed in its entirety :
I ’m no-count , I ’m sorry , I ’m trying to take away it .
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