Television is trying hard this calendar week — including the return of Genndy Tartakovsky with Sym - Bionic Titan and more Star Wars : Clone Wars . Plus an supernumerary - awesome Warehouse 13 , Tourettes Syndrome , original V , fire - dragons , Venture Bros. , Nazi Super - Bombs , Jared Diamond … and Wall - einsteinium !
Today :
It ’s another eventide of weird cartoons on the Cartoon internet , with a raw Johnny Test at 7:30 , Adventure Time at 8 postmortem , Regular Show at 8:15 , and Mad at 8:30 PM , rounding up with Total Drama World Tour at 9 PM . But no novel Scooby Doo this week , good-for-naught .
Wondering what the deal is with Regular Show ? Here ’s the first episode :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTE6fYVXd8
Health has a unexampled special one - time of day report , call Tourettes Uncovered , at 9 PM .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEoT-nvbqU
And there ’s a fresh Scream Queens on VH1 at 10 PM .
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If you rush home , you may catch the 3 PM show of National Lampoon ’s Homo Erectus on Comedy Central . grant to TV Guide :
Adam Rifkin write , directed and stars in this primitive farce comedy about a nerdy and bespectacled caveman who lusts after a light-haired sweetheart ( Ali Larter . )
It also has David Carradine ! Also , Disney is showing the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at 2 postmortem .
Tuesday :
There ’s a young Unnatural History on the Cartoon web at 8 autopsy , called “ Speetlemania , ” in which “ The gang discovers an extinct mallet coinage . ”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Qd9kE3Rn8
There ’s a fresh Warehouse 13 on Syfy at 9 promethium , “ Buried ” : “ When Mrs. Frederic is stricken badly , the agents must look for a cure before it ’s too late . ” And here are a couple of snitcher peep :
There ’s also a new It ’s Effin Science on G4 at 9 necropsy , in which the team launches a icebox and make the public ’s fastest shopping pushcart .
Then at 10 PM , there ’s the third time of year premiere of Spike ’s show 1001 Ways To Die , in which “ Spike telecasting continues to look at the brightly ironic side of death . ” There ’s also another episode of post - apocalyptical reality - show The Colony on Discovery .
And at 10:30 PM , it ’s the fourth season closing curtain of The IT Crowd on IFC , “ Reynholm V. Reynholm ” :
Today ’s “ stay home from work ” picture show is The Misadventures of Merlin Jones on the Hallmark Channel at 11 AM . It ’s about “ a educatee whose experiments with mind recital get him in trouble with the law . ” And it features Annette Funicello ! And then at 5 PM , G4 has Aliens and the Cartoon connection has Spy Kids 3 : Game Over . Then at 3 AM , Syfy has The Butterfly Effect III : Revelations .
Wednesday :
Health has another one of its one - hr specials , this time shout “ My tike Wo n’t Talk , ” at 8 promethium , be by another limited , “ My Kid ’s Smarter Than Me , ” at 9 PM . ( Could there be a connector ? )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSv_VP6J1Qk
Science once again have Sci - Fi scientific discipline : Physics Of The Impossible at 10:00 premier , all about “ A New Solar System . ”
It ’s the first season finale of Chasing Mummies at 10 PM on History , called “ Buried . ”
At 4:45 AM , AMC is prove How To Make A Monster , about horror flick actors who are hypnotized into becoming real killers . Pan ’s Labyrinth is on the Sundance Channel at 8 postmortem and 2 AM . Then at 9 atomic number 61 , Oxygen continue their pursuance to make Catwoman one of the most - shown moving picture on cable .
Thursday :
Syfy is having a marathon of the original Little Phoebe from 8 AM to 3:30 PM , in case you want to live over the awesomeness of the eighties and brush up your memories before the remake comes back . Not to mention watching for some ofthe show ’s preposterously incompatible moments .
https://gizmodo.com/most-ridiculously-inappropriate-scenes-from-the-origina-5537847
And then there ’s another unexampled The Vampire Diaries at 8 PM on The CW , with more crazy “ was it the main character or her evil vampire double seducing one of the two red-hot vampire brothers ” high jinks . lay eyes on the smolderingness , with a new clip :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=889SzPqnHk8
Also at 8 Prime Minister , there ’s a new sequence of The Universe on the History Channel , “ Total occultation ” :
And then at 9 post-mortem , the CW has Nikita , which we ’re going to keep watching — both for the amazing Maggie Q ass - boot scenes , and in the promise that there ’ll be something science fictional going on .
At 10 PM , there are three incredible choices demand your attention . Syfy has a young Beast Legends , all about “ Fire Dragon . ” National Geographic has a new particular , Aftermath : Population Overload , which sound Malthustastic . And then there ’s Stan Lee ’s Superhumans , focusing on a “ Human Crash Test Dummy , ” on the History Channel . How ever will you choose ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhaU6iUG0c
Have a zombie luncheon break ! Zombieland is on Starz at 12:30 PM . Starting at 5 autopsy , PLEX has a bunch of James Bond movies , including The Spy Who hump Me and Octopussy . MTV is showing The Crow at 10 postmortem and 1 AM . And at 1:15 , FMC is show Alien Nation : Millennium , a TV movie in which our cop couple investigate a cult leader who ’s using a head - expanding artifact to gain new followers . ( perhaps it ’s Merlin Jones ? ) And Starz is read Wall - E at 3:15 AM .
Friday :
Once again , there ’s a V endurance contest from 8 AM to 4 PM on Syfy , picking up where the premature solar day ’s result off .
Even more excitingly , Batman : The Brave and the Bold is back at 7 PM on Cartoon web ! I understand that these episodes have been available on demand in some places for a while , but they ’re new to me . And they feature Starro the Conqueror doing what he does unspoiled : conquest . Wefeatured cartridge clip from this episodea while back , but here ’s the whole episode :
https://gizmodo.com/watch-the-ultimate-triumph-of-starro-in-batman-brave-a-5632495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgyyaLp_4-c
And then at 8 PM , the Cartoon internet has the serial premiere of a show we ’re pretty mad about , Sym - Bionic Titan . From the insistence release :
Sym - Bionic Titan , a new original animated serial from acclaimed living creator / director Genndy Tartakovsky ( Dexter ’s Laboratory and Samurai Jack ) crash - nation on Cartoon internet Friday , September 17 at 8 p.m. ( ET / PT ) . … Sym - Bionic Titan follows the lives of Ilana , Lance and Octus , three foreign teens that clangoring - land on Earth while attempting to escape an malign General who has taken over their home satellite , Galaluna . Ilana , princess of Galaluna , Lance , a malcontent but capable soldier , and Octus , a bio - cybernetic golem , must now commingle into everyday life in Sherman , Illinois . Posing as high school scholarly person , Lance and Octus work to hold in Princess Ilana from General Modula and his repulsive blank mutants sent to harm the sole royal successor of Galaluna . This multicolored threesome makes a veridical exertion to navigate high school life , all while saving the satellite and themselves from an onslaught of inter - astronomical attack . When call into battle , Octus activates the sym - bionic defence curriculum and Ilana , Lance and Octus come up together to form the spectacular cyber - giant Sym - Bionic Titan .
Okay , so it ’s a Modern show from Tartakovsky , plus it ’s got teenagers who can combine into a elephantine automaton . Who is not on board for this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrCIkDQ6qHQ
There ’s also a young Generator Rex on the Cartoon internet at 8:30 PM .
And then at 9 PM , there ’s a one - hour season premiere of Star Wars : The Clone Wars , with “ Clone Cadets”/”Arc Troopers . ” This show has slowly grown on me , to the point where its admixture of cartoon activity and encroaching shadow is becoming reasonably driven . Here ’s a trailer for the new season :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbtoovO_eCw
Then there ’s a newfangled Haven on Syfy at 10 phase modulation , “ The Hand You ’re Dealt . ”
At 6:10 AM , Starz has nebulous With A Chance Of Meatballs . And at 7:30 AM , USA is showing Terry Gilliam ’s The Brothers Grimm . At noon , FX has the original Austin Powers . At 4:30 PM , the Cartoon web is showing the all - time Hellenic Batman And Robin , easy the good Batman moving picture star George Clooney . Starz has Jurassic Park III at 3:40 and Quarantine at 5:30 postmortem .
And then at 8 PM , Disney has the canonic cable system premiere of Wall - E , the hit 2008 Pixar moving picture . And at 9 PM , G4 has Stargate , the flick that launched a million season of telecasting . At midnight , TNT has Terminator 2 : Judgment Day . At 2:15 AM , AMC has The Flesh Eaters , follow by Frankenstein meet The Wolf Man .
Saturday :
National Geographic is airing a one - time of day special call Collapse , based on the book of the same name by Jared Diamond . Which sound like must look on see , if they actually manage to find a direction to capsulise the record book ’s theme ( and its implications for our civilization ) in an hour . That ’s on at 8 PM .
And then the second time of year coda of Being Human is on BBC America at 9 PM .
Syfy is having a ton of revulsion movie , including Leprechaun 2 and Final Destination 2 . FX is showing Austin Powers at 8 AM , followed by Dude , Where ’s My Car ? at 10 AM . Also at 10 AM : Hancock , on Starz . Soylent Green is on TCM at 1 PM . And Terminator 2 is on TNT again , at 3 PM , followed by The Matrix : revolution . The Back To The Future trilogy is on ION , starting at 4:30 premier . FX is once again showing Cloverfield and Jumper , start at 5 PM . RoboCop is on G4 at 8 PM , follow by another showing of Stargate . And then capping it all off , Spaceballs is on AMC at 2:15 AM .
Sunday :
Say good-by to The Gates — the terminal two episode of the season ( and most likely , the series ) are airing back to back on ABC starting at 9 postmortem . ( Note : One hour in the first place than common . ) And adjudicate from the episode verbal description , it sounds like Sarah ’s strand of bad decisiveness will continue :
Vanessa and Frank ’s latest decision may just buck aside The Gates . Sarah ban those around her and seeks temporary relief with Devon after learning that The Gates abounds with occult , but she ’s going to learn that Devon is the one person she ca n’t trust . Brett is enraged that Andie and Charlie are back together but his utmost actions to remedy this will have far - reaching effect .
Also at 9 PM , National Geographic has a special on Nazi Super - Bombs . Because .
At 11:30 PM , there ’s a very hopeful instalment of the Venture Bros. entitled “ Porno & Circuitry ” on the Cartoon connection .
The Hot Chick is on Starz at 7:30 AM , for those of you who wake up inebriated . Syfy is showing picture show about mortal shooting star and asteroid all Clarence Shepard Day Jr. . The Matrix : Revolutions is on TNT at 12:30 PM . Around the same clip , Starz is showing The Men Who Stare At Goats . G4 is again showing Stargate at 4 PM , watch over by Aliens . TNT is showing Roland Emmerich ’s 10,000 B.C. twice , at 8 phase modulation and at 10 PM , watch over by Batman and Robin . And then Jeepers Creepers is on MTV at midnight .
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