This week sees the premiere of The Event and J.J. Abrams ’ Undercovers , plus the unholy rise of Sharktopus ! There ’s also the returns of Chuck , Fringe , Supernatural and Smallville , and the shameful season finale of Warehouse 13 . television system loves us again !
Today :
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That ’s followed by this drop ’s most promising debut , The Event , at 9 necropsy on NBC . It ’s a weird conspiracy show , involving a kidnapping and a undercover facility that even the President does n’t know about — but the first installment sacrifice you enough answers to know that something other - worldly is going on , and to start put the pieces together . Jason Ritter , as the show ’s lead , manages to put up enough emotional loudness and smarting to keep you postdate him through what could otherwise be a puzzling sprawl of plot of ground lines — and Blair Underwood is fantastical as the president .
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There ’s also the season opener of House — a show which sometimes has some very wondering aesculapian scientific discipline — on Fox at 8 PM .
The Cartoon internet once again has a whole roundup of weird cartoons , pop with a new Scooby Doo – Mystery Inc. at 7 promethium , Johnny Test at 7:30 , Adventure Time at 8 PM , Regular Show at 8:15 , and insane at 8:30 PM , rounding up with full Drama World Tour at 9 PM .
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And there ’s a Modern Scream Queens on VH1 at 10 PM , along with a new Mystery Diagnosis on Health : “ The Woman With Unusual DNA . ”
Movies :
Syfy is show prehistoric action movies all solar day long . And at 2 postmortem examination , AMC has Volcano , followed by Superman Returns at 4:30 promethium and Mad Max at 8 post-mortem examination and 10 PM . Independence Day is on ABC Family at 8 autopsy — and also at 8 postmortem examination , Blade : trey on the Spanish - terminology TeleFutura , and Twilight is on Showtime . At 10 necropsy , Cinemax has Cirque Du Freak : The Vampire ’s Assistant .
Tuesday :
It ’s the second season finale of Warehouse 13 , on Syfy at 9 PM . We ’ve watched this episode already , and it ’s chock full of upheaval — and a lot of free end get tie up that you might have thought were just abandoned forever . Pete and Myka both make fateful decisions , and we con what H.G. Wells is really up to — and it ’s not at all what you thought .
And to help you get up to upper , Syfy is showing a marathon of Warehouse 13 season two all day long .
Also , the first time of year finale of Unnatural History is on the Cartoon connection at 8 PM .
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And then there ’s Spike ’s show 1001 way To Die at 10 PM , along with a new installment of post - revelatory realism TV show The Colony on Discovery .
reliable to its name , AMC is showing classic all day long originate at 11 AM , with Pitch Black , Virus , The Terminator , Mad Max and Mad Max II : The Road Warrior . The Day After Tomorrow is on FX at 7:30 PM . And Hancock is on Encore at 8 PM . Finally , 2008 ’s Day Of The Dead , with Ving Rhames , is on Showtime at 1:10 AM .
Wednesday :
J.J. Abrams ’ novel undercover agent show , Undercovers , get at 8 PM — it ’s not as overtly science fictional as his late spy try like Alias or Mission Impossible III , but we ’re hope that will switch over time . In any compositor’s case , the original is splashy , fun , and thrilling — a retired undercover agent mates ( Boris Kodjoe and Gugu Mbatha Raw ) are working in the catering biz , when they get pulled back into the spy life — but can they track down the bad guy without ruining their great catering gig ? It ’s a weird mix of mellow - stake action and preparation , with a nice romantic funniness twist as well .
scientific discipline has another Sci - Fi Science : Physics Of The Impossible at 10:00 phase modulation , dealing with “ Alien Invasion . ”
Syfy is show unearthly exotic picture show all solar day — most notably , at noon , they have decoy 2 : Alien Seduction , the movie in which distaff aliens practice their psychic powers to ensnare human hands by transforming themselves into nurses and dominatrix — and then the sexy , sexy alien squeeze their tentacles down the men ’s throat , impregnate them with alien offspring.[Link is possibly NSFW . ] ( For some reason , the man have to be turn on , and it has to be freeze cold , for this to work . ) Also , at 11:30 AM , Showtime is showing Jack Nicholson in Wolf , the movie that at long last explains everything there is to know about the publishing industry .
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In the even , AMC once again has disturbed Max 2 at 6 PM , pursue by Beyond Thunderdome at 8 PM and 10:30 PM . Jumanji is on Encore at 6:10 PM . And the original Highlander is on Cinemax at 3:30 in the morning time .
Thursday :
interference fringe is back ! Aswe already report , the opening move of the show ’s third season is utterly brilliant — the first hr will show you exactly what “ our ” Olivia is get up to in the other universe , and it ’s both fast - pace and utterly creepy . Walternate continues to be one of the more horrifying characters on television , and Anna Torv ’s functioning this time around may just silence ( or at least tongueless ) the doubters . That ’s at 9 postmortem examination on Fox .
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There ’s a newfangled The Vampire Diaries at 8 promethium on The CW and then at 9 PM , the CW has Nikita . Put together , this is two hours of the shamed pleasance conceivable , sport lots of barely clothed people kicking moral dilemmas in the brass and then pausing to recharge their sexiness . And we ’re especially dying to see whether Caroline will be the worst lamia ever , or just one of the worst :
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Also at 8 autopsy , there ’s a new sequence of The Universe on the History Channel , and the season premiere of The Big Bang Theory on CBS .
At 10 PM , Syfy has a unexampled Beast Legends ( MegaJaws ! ) and there ’s a new Stan Lee ’s Superhumans on the History Channel .
Also , Syfy has a Jake 2.0 marathon during the day . It ’s important to get up to speed before they flap out Jake 3.0 .
Fanboys is on Showtime at 1 premier and 8 PM . The original Jaws is on Encore at 5:20 PM , and The Uninvited is on HBO at 6:30 PM . And then at 8:15 phase modulation on IFC , Jason Statham stars in Crank , the film that started the gonzo Neveldine / Taylor Guy ’ whole career .
Friday :
Smallville is back on The CW at 8 PM — in “ Lazarus , ” Lois redeem Clark but does n’t let him have intercourse that she ’s found out his mystery . Meanwhile , Chloe is looking for Ollie , and Pa Kent is enigmatically back from the dead :
And that ’s followed by a new Supernatural at 9 PM . It ’s been a year since Dean last saw Sam , when his pal shows up — but it ’s not the same one-time Sammeh at all . And it turns out that their granddad , Samuel , is awake after all , and leading a whole other mob of monster - hunters . Welcome to the expiry slot , Winchester boy !
Here ’s an absolutely fantastic Canadian promo :
It ’s also the season premiere of Medium , the “ I babble out to dead citizenry ” show , on CBS at 8 PM . And in “ Bring Your girl to Work Day , ” it sound like they ’re doing the Freaky Friday episode , only with crime and stuff . Here ’s the verbal description :
When they have the same aspiration about a leave out homeless serviceman who is the subject of Allison ’s most late case , Bridgette and Allison swap personalities , have mayhem at home plate , at school and with the investigation .
Does n’t that sound awesome ?
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And once again , the Cartoon connection has an unrelenting lineup of animated adventure — Batman : The Brave and the Bold is at 7 PM , featuring the 2d half of the Starro two - parter . Then at 8 PM , there ’s a new Sym - Bionic Titan , and a Modern Generator Rex is at 8:30 PM . Finally , at 9 , there ’s a Modern Star Wars : The Clone Wars .
Then there ’s a Modern Haven on Syfy at 10 PM , “ The Trial Of Audrey Parker . ”
Encore is render Jaws III at 1:10 PM , and at 4 promethium , FX has The Animal , the Rob Schneider movie we all wish was n’t skill fabrication / fancy . In the evening , Syfy has Predator at 5 PM , followed by The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen at 7:30 PM . Meanwhile , Will Smith ’s I Am Legend is on TNT at 8 PM and 10 PM . And Monsters Inc. is on Encore at 8 post-mortem , followed by The Mask at 9:40 postmortem . Finally , at 4:30 AM , AMC is showing The War Of The Colossal Beast .
Saturday :
Sharktopus ! Sharktopus ? Sharktopus ! ! Yes , it ’s the world premiere of the most tentacled , most bitey , movie ever , on Syfy at 9 PM . The picture show that became an net meme is now a world — which does n’t stand for it ’s not still an cyberspace meme as well . But most importantly , it ’s a half - shark , half - octopus juggernaut . The mere fact that its internet site is referred to as the “ CHOMPage ” should say you everything you need to experience . Plus it has the Eric Roberts acting seal of commendation :
Syfy is demonstrate freak picture all day to prepare for the evening ’s huge premiere . Evan Almighty ( shudder ) is on E ! at 7 AM , 28 Day Later is on FX at 7:30 AM , and Independence Day is on Hallmark at 9 AM . The Lion , The Witch And The Wardrobe is on ABC Family at noon , followed by Edward Scissorhands at 3:30 PM . At 5:30 Prime Minister , TNT has The Chronicles Of Riddick , follow by 300 and 10,000 B.C.At 8 PM , the Cartoon connection has Scooby Doo 2 : Monsters unleash . And then at 9 PM , TMC has the cable television TV premiere of 2001 ’s The Lost Voyage .
There are scads of late nighttime options , include Busty Cops and the Jewel of Denial on Cinemax at 12:15 AM , sore Max on AMC at 12:30 AM , Jurassic Park III on Encore at 1:10 AM and Resident Evil : Apocalypse on TNT at 2:01 AM .
Sunday :
Fox has its usual Sunday night animation cylinder block , with a young Simpsons , a unexampled Cleveland Show and an hour of Family Guy .
More importantly , though , there ’s another young Venture Bros. , on the Cartoon internet at 11:30 Prime Minister . “ Every Which Way But Zeus ” is as inscrutable , in advance , as this show always is — but we have it away it ’s going to rule . THat ’s followed , at 12:30 AM , by a new Metalocalpyse , “ Fertilityklok ” :
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Syfy is once again show unearthly colossus movies all day . The mystical mind - control pic Ella transport is on ABC Family at 9 AM , at the same time that Stargate is on G4 . At 10 AM , Aloha , Scooby Doo ! is on Cartoon web , while Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles : Turtles incessantly is on Nickelodeon at 10 AM and 1 PM . middleman is on PLEX at 1:15 PM . Superman II is on BBC America at 5 PM and 8 Prime Minister . Aliens is on G4 at 11 PM . And The Mist is on TNT at 2:30 A.M. , the same time that Ghostbusters is on Comedy Central .
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