There ’s now a pic float around that allegedly pictures phony Steve Jobs holding a special variation , leather - bound Lenovo ThinkPad Reserve . Why this matters , I do n’t have a go at it . But the thing is that some citizenry believe is existent and we are function to say it ’s imitation : It ’s fake . There . Fake fake fake . Fake . Come on , it ’s false Steve Jobs . As a source ?
It is bogus — not for obvious reasons , like “ Steven P. Jobs ” being in focal point while the surface onto which it has been stamped is not — but because we actually have the material picture . Which record that the image above has been retouched — intensely — after the jump .
look at the photo posted by FSJ and other blog , you do n’t have to be Gizmodo ’s local pixel pusher and expert barman to see the Photoshop occupation . Anyone with two center and even more margarita in their bloodstream than me will be able to see that the name “ Steven P. Jobs ” is in focussing while the rest of the photo , specifically the street corner in which it is station , is not . Somehow , Steve is moving but his name is staying in focal point , frozen in quad and time .
Maybe his RDF is so hard than one of his many powers is that His Name always stays perfectly visible and sharp . But then again , if that ’s true , we just ca n’t reckon His Steveness holding something as naff as a leather Windows machine with his full name stamped on it . We just ca n’t . Or can we ?
really , the truth is that he may have a ThinkPad Reserve , but the photo shown by FSJ has been manipulated to hide the Real Truth !
This image proves beyond any doubt that the photo place by FSJ was obviously doctored . It also proves that 1 ) Steve is a Monty Python rooter ( understandably ) , 2 ) Steve does n’t apply iPods or iTunes , favor vinyl LPs on his Technics turntable and 3 ) Steve ’s admiration for Johnny Cash is pure façade : he is a super - disco man all the way . This last act is further confirmed by his obsession with shiny surfaces and mirror . Now we can only hope that Steve yield usmore boom , bass part demarcation and some Dancing Queen in thenext keynote .
https://gizmodo.com/worst-keynote-ever-shirt-period-268195
So there you go . Another mystery solved by Gizmodo ’s CSI brigade so you could continue with your lives knowing that we are here , fight Truth and Justice . And tequila cocktail . And wet T - shirt contests . specially wet T - shirt contests . Or something . Uhm . Carry on , Citizens .
Yes this is me , hold in a window machine[FSJ viaEngadget ]
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