Who ’d have thought that go into the deep , disconsolate , monster - filled ocean with nothing to keep you animated but some floppy shoes and a tank of breath would be so terrific ?

Yes , if a thread on Reddit is to be consider , the reality of scuba diving event can be a lot creepier than Disney has had you believe . Rather than encounters with singing Jamaican crabs that want you to retrieve lovemaking , you are more likely to get chock up by turtles or have a horrifying showdown with amoray .

For the magnanimous part , they ’re tales of the kinds of animals you do n’t want to run into down there . Some of the " stranger " stories we ’re run short to put down tonitrogen narcosis , a   impermanent change in awareness due to breathing in N at high pressure .

You were n’t here before

" I was plunge off the Florence , OR seacoast with some friends and we found a consistency on the ocean base in the creepiest condition possible . He was a surfer who ’d gone missing a few days prior so he bust a wet suit with his leg , munition , and head exposed . Crabs had corrode the bod from his exposed bit so basically he was a torso with a skull and cadaverous limbs,“Reddit user   pteam - pterodactyl publish , before explain that this wasnot his creepy-crawly dive .

When an eel rams your side , make you poop , make you cry out , that ’s a moray

When an eel haunt your ride ,   eats your food on the sly , that ’s a moray eel

Some animals are just jerk

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When a body   – say , from an accident – is out at sea and cesspool to the bottom of the sea , it is quicklyset upon by scavengers . pack rat   like crustaceans are lazy feeders and willprefer to tackle the softer role of the bodythan the tough gristly act . In humans , the flaccid parts let in our articulatio radiocarpea , which are mainly soft tissue paper and ligaments . Chew off   at this , and the   hand will detach pretty quickly , and float aside on their own dangerous undertaking .

" Just curious about how I try "

A bottom ship passing over onward

Ok , this one was n’t in the screw thread , but holy female parent of god .

give up

Palate cleanse

Barracuda

The cave of nopes

Open lesion

Do not poke the bags

Opuntia tuna : much faster outside of tins

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