The October issue of Playboy is vamp out . Huzzah for supernatural nudity but here ’s hoping they grow down the coy and ferment up the stemma - bathe Elizabeth Báthory centerfolds .
The latest Playboy will be all about vampires with an article detailing the sexification of the beast along with lots and lots of toothy picture , naturally . Here ’s the thing … I’m actually pretty excited about any sort of distaff vampire especially since we ’re awash in a macrocosm of virile vampires . Give me some high-risk girls who are n’t secondary characters or stinky Louisiana Queens . I desire Catherine Deneuve ’s Miriam fromThe Hungerand Carmilla back . But I ’m sure my fantasies of photo shoots of virginal line of descent letting will probably swapped out for something more , sorry and dull old naked lady Playboyish . But if this brings us one step closer to the recurrence of the Power Lady lamia , then so be it .
So basically less of this :
and more Playboy , which is the first time I think I ’ve ever say that . And yes , what you are looking at above is aTwilight corn mazein Utah . Just stop it . What a disaster .
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