You know you ’ve always wanted to see what would pass off if you could keep in line a first - soul shooter with your member — or , if you do n’t have one of your own , the phallus of a friend . Maybe you want to literalize the terminus “ cock block , ” or maybe you want to leave the mousing to your special down - there places while your workforce roam freely across the keyboard . Either way , Kyle “ Slashdong ” Machulis has the ultimate futurist , posthuman USB equipment for you .
The newfangled USB fleshlight is basically an input gimmick that can translate your onanistic thrusts into motility of the mouse . Theoretically it could be used to transform thrusts into other thing too , like dash in a biz or moving around in a virtual space . You ’d just have to write the controllers to do that .
However , the beauty part of using the fleshlight as a mouse is that the setup is plug - and - period of play . Plug the older fleshlight in , set forth thrusting , and you ’re moving the shiner .
The dubiousness is , why the Scheol is anybody market these things ? Apparently they amount with some kind of terrible videogame that is mostly manus - ensure but late switch to thrust controller . The game involves you seek to make a nurse , and Machulis sum it up nicely :
You have to sit there hitting the “ hand presents ” or “ take medicine ” button for 10 minutes . Then she contract off her shirt . Then you have to fondle her by clicking for at least 15 minute . comment the job here ?
“ Hitting ” . “ Clicking ” .
All you could do with the fleshlight is move the black eye . You ca n’t click tinker’s dam . So , you ’ve got ta spend ~20 minutes doing things with your even black eye before you could do anything with the fleshlight . And you trusted as shit ai n’t gon na have both the mouse and the fleshlight going at once , unless you require to know what it ’s like to have your penis actively fighting your deal .
Due to democratic requirement , I actually included pictures of the action tantrum . And yes , it really took me about 10 - 15 minutes to get to this point . My manus hurt . And not in the playfulness fashion . And , of course , once you do get the payoff , you find out that the male role ( i.e. you ) looks like a radiation experiment gone awry . Bugged out optic , missing half his chest hair …
really , I think the pectus tomentum from the right side of his pecs might be on his principal .
The playfulness in this machine , however , is going to be all the hacks you could do on it . conceive about it : now you have the first - ever cock controller ! You could buy stock . . . with your pecker ! interpret a blog . . . with your boner !
Continues Machulis :
Assuming I can compute out a nice , cross platform means to unfuck the HID prick , expect to see libinteractivefl on sourceforge sometime soon , ’cause you hump reach out headshots with this thing in an online hired gun would be beyond amazing .
The future is so bright I go ta break shades , military man . Photo viaqDot .
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