The sun sinks . The air , tender . You ’re with the guy or girl of your dreaming . Or maybe they ’re just the best thing at the here and now . The time to fornicate is near — but where ? How about thiscockpit ? Or closet ?
Sometimes you do n’t always have admittance or a bed . Or , hell , you do n’t need to get it on the honest-to-goodness fashioned means . So for all those utility elevators , mine ray , well , and crawlspaces that are ripe for the sex - having , here ’s some gear to facilitate make your claustrophobic coitus a little more enjoyable .
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Snow Peak SnowMiner contribute Headlamp
So it may be design for alpine athletics , but hands - free is manpower - free , even off the slopes . Those hands are going to be in gamy demand - and pass on the fact that you ’re wedged in some minuscule space , abundant , romantic inflammation probably is n’t an option . But you still need to see what you ’re doing . Sixty lumens of light-emitting diode illumination might not get your hearts aflutter , but it ’ll make indisputable you ’re putting things in the correct place , and not bump into anything jagged . $ 50
Astroglide Personal Lubricant , 5 - Ounce Bottle
Yeah , so , you know , there ’s not a lot of room to manoeuver . You ’re going to have to wedge yourself in there with a lot less state of grace than common . I do n’t remember I postulate to spell this one out . $ 16
You know what ruins sex ? strike your head and screaming AH CHRIST , MY HEAD , AHHHH . So stave off protrusion against doorknobs , stalagmites , and steering wheels with a sleek , calorie-free , minimum polycarbonate helmet . Includes venting ! Your Einstein ( and partner ) will give thanks you . $ 50
Travelon 3 - focal ratio Folding Fan
It ’s gon na get hot in your lilliputian love compartment , and you ’ll dubiously require to break whatever ventilation ’s uncommitted , for fear of being discovered . So bring your own coolant scheme : this three - speeding buff not only blows cool gentle wind on your overheating portion , but has a neck shoulder strap . I think of it ’s fundamentally made for sexuality . $ 12
As mention , it ’s proceed to get steamy up in here . You wo n’t have the sumptuousness of strain for a post ( or mid ) coital meth of water , so slash some to your back for hump hydration . Bonus : percentage with your SO using the seize hose — it ’s very romantic ! $ 40
You ’re almost stop . So close . You hear footsteps . Oh no . They ’re coming for you . But you ca n’t stop — it’d be uncivil to . Unfathomable . Can you barricade the doorway ? There ’s no woodwind ! Your pistol ? No , that seems drastic . So how to preserve your furtive compartment banging ? A padlock might serve . Slap ‘ er on and implore . $ 13
Nobody said this was going to be easy . But you ’re resourceful — that ’s why he / she is letting you essay reproductive memory . You postulate something to take hold of onto , but damnit , there ’s just no room . So make your own grip . These suction cups support up to 80 pounds of strain and latch on to glass or metal , so swing away , sweet chariot . $ 5
Again , support is crucial here . There are n’t any headboard or mattresses or ottomans to keep you afloat . You ’ll need some DIY reenforcement . Suspending yourself with bungee cords will add a little Mission : Impossible to your Missionary : Possible . Ugh . I ’m sorry for write that . But seriously , you could hang from the roof and have gender , with up to four feet of clearance . $ 10
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